Friday, May 3, 2013

Saturday Spanking Time!






THis week for Saturday Spankings I’m sharing a snippet from My House, My Rules . It starts directly 

after last weeks.







Both their heads spun to face each other in horror as a door creaked open at the top of the stairs followed by Aaron's sleepy voice.

“Why you clapping Mommy?”
It wasn't clear whether Alex jumped or Jay dropped her but the harried young mother scrambled to her feet and straightened her nightshirt just as Aaron came into view.

“Why's Jay here?” he asked rubbing his eyes.
“There, was a spider.” Alex said. “Jay came over to kill it for me. That was the, ah, clapping sound. He was bang, bang, banging the spider.”

“Overkill.” Jay whispered.“I don't see a dead spider nowhere!” Aaron said.

“I'm good at what I do.” Jay said with a smile.

“Back to bed now.” Alex said. She couldn't shuffle the child out of there quick enough.




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24 comments:

  1. Kathryn R. BlakeMay 4, 2013 at 12:48 AM

    Talk about embarrassing moments. Yup, that spider definitely had to be slapped to death. Nicely done, Connie. Funny, yet very realistic snippet. Thanks for posting.

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  2. UnknownMay 4, 2013 at 1:48 AM

    Oh my GOD - worst nightmare for any parent! You got my attention Constance.

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    1. UnknownMay 4, 2013 at 7:04 PM

      Yep it sure is. Nothing like hearing that little voice. Thanks Natasha :)

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  3. TMay 4, 2013 at 2:01 AM

    Spiders, they are good excuses for all sorts of things. LOL

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  4. Joseph McNamaraMay 4, 2013 at 10:59 AM

    "Spankings and Spiders and Stares" Oh My... Embarrassing moments take creative solutions, pity that poor "Spider"...

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  5. UnknownMay 4, 2013 at 1:55 PM

    Good save...lol. Wish I would have thought of it years ago!

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  6. Angela SargentiMay 4, 2013 at 2:55 PM

    Darn kids, anyways!

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    1. UnknownMay 4, 2013 at 7:09 PM

      Their timing is always perfect isn’t it? Thanks Angie :)

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  7. UnknownMay 4, 2013 at 5:58 PM

    I'm giggling... very funny... and those of us with children are shaking our heads in full understanding. Oh, the stories I've told!?

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  8. UnknownMay 4, 2013 at 7:12 PM

    Kids have some kind of interrupting radar I think lol. Thanks Paloma :)

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  9. UnknownMay 4, 2013 at 8:47 PM

    Very funny! I liked that Jay said he is good at what he does.

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  10. UnknownMay 4, 2013 at 10:28 PM

    Too funny!!! That's pretty much my spanking life!! :)

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    1. UnknownMay 5, 2013 at 9:49 AM

      I think there’s a lot of us that can relate lol. Thanks Renee :)

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  11. Jade CaryMay 5, 2013 at 9:23 AM

    LOL! Love that scene.

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  12. UnknownMay 5, 2013 at 9:50 AM

    Thanks Jade! :)

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  13. Patricia GreenMay 5, 2013 at 1:14 PM

    I'm surprised the boy didn't want to see the dead spider. :) This is a great taste of reality, Constance. Well done!

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  14. Sue LyndonMay 6, 2013 at 2:00 PM

    LOL funny snippet...sounds like my life too! We have used the spider excuse before.

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    1. UnknownMay 7, 2013 at 12:16 AM

      Us too lol. That’s where I got it from. Thanks Sue :)

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